To my future children…

As my experiences with women continue, I can only assume one of two outcomes may prevail in the near to distant future…

I turn gay and adopt.

Or, I lobotimise the right woman on the first date


What happened to romance?

What people chose to look for can easily be exposed to predetermined societal influence depending upon the person, some enjoy the whole stereotypical marketing of an idea, others resist and seek their own interpretation, and some chose to ignore social convention and marry a tree.