It’s one thing to be trusted, it’s another to deserve it.
It’s probably me. In fact, I’m sure if you ask the right people, it definitely is me, but how come trying to fall in ‘love’ becomes nigh on impossible the older you get?
I mean, it’s like the single most beautiful experience you can ever feel in your life and yet trying to find someone to share it with is like trying to arm wrestle an Octopus.
To keep me sane and to allow me the chance to slowly integrate into my new home, I started writing.
Not because I’m a writer, I’m not, I consider myself as nothing more than a lunatic with a keyboard, but because I wanted to share some of the experiences that people like myself experience when they move abroad, I somehow found solace in expressing myself in anyway I could.
So, Top ten lists. Obviously I have to include my own otherwise this wouldn’t be a fair and impartial article and like too many other on-line wonders of modern literature, wouldn’t claim to be anything other than bordering on the absurd and leaning heavily towards the ridiculous.
So, WTF, people killing themselves for the hope of 72 virgins!?
Technically the equivalent of 72 blind dates. . .
Who the f*ck wants that nightmare!?