One sock and a underpant…

You’ll never take me alive, and if you do, I’ll only be wearing one sock.
So bite me…

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Creative writer, comedy, must have sense of humour…

No one’s going to advertise for a vacancy whereby they require someone with a ‘bad sense of humour’ or ‘no sense of humour’ are they?

A penny for your thoughts…

We don’t waste time stereotyping, categorizing or racially differentiating others when sometimes a simple ‘he didn’t pass the duchy to the left hand side’ is enough to gouge their eyes out with a spoon.