To my future children…

As my experiences with women continue, I can only assume one of two outcomes may prevail in the near to distant future…

I turn gay and adopt.

Or, I lobotimise the right woman on the first date


Trust, more than just a word.

It’s one thing to be trusted, it’s another to deserve it.

I am therefore I suffer.

Unexpected, unforeseen,
Unsure of all you seem,
Unawares to your purpose,
Resisting what I mean.