Balls deep in sheep…

And out on the plains the wind dances with itself, no partner for a friend,
No lover leading by the hand, no romance in sight but the long dark of night.

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If ‘apostrophe’s’ and ‘your/you’re’ give you enough self entitlement and validation to become a complete cock, then really, you have far more worrying societal concerns than any language issue other people may have…

Happy birthday, everyone…

So, to those I know, friends, family, strangers, facebook and online trolls the world over, if it’s your birthday now or at anytime in the next 365 days, congratulations. It can only mean one thing :

To my future children…

As my experiences with women continue, I can only assume one of two outcomes may prevail in the near to distant future…

I turn gay and adopt.

Or, I lobotimise the right woman on the first date

Good morning

Music for the soul, as the morning chorus breaks…

What happened to romance?

What people chose to look for can easily be exposed to predetermined societal influence depending upon the person, some enjoy the whole stereotypical marketing of an idea, others resist and seek their own interpretation, and some chose to ignore social convention and marry a tree.

So at what point did falling in love become an issue?

It’s probably me. In fact, I’m sure if you ask the right people, it definitely is me, but how come trying to fall in ‘love’ becomes nigh on impossible the older you get?
I mean, it’s like the single most beautiful experience you can ever feel in your life and yet trying to find someone to share it with is like trying to arm wrestle an Octopus.

Testing Google AI smart cars and a trip to the Police station.

So, I decided to test drive one of those new automated Google smart cars you see driving about these days. Well, to be perfectly honest I haven’t actually seen one as such, I read a story online recently and figured there must be quite a few about though. Chances are I wouldn’t be able to…