Ask a scientist for the time of day though and they will undoubtedly want a hundred and one parameters to subdivide the locality, the conditions in which time and space is relevant and the proximity to your exact whereabouts at the moment in question.
I just want the time f*ckwit. Don’t make me slap you for it…Because I will.
Finally… The story I’ve been dreaming of, the changing point in mankind’s perception of the universe, the concept that we are not alone…
Life in outer space!
“Aliens have hijacked a NASA spacecraft and are using it to try to contact earth, a UFO expert has claimed.”
And that sadly is where the story then goes tits up!
A UFO expert…
Say no more. I could be a UFO expert, but then so could you. In fact I have decided that I am one now anyway… So, is there a college you can enrol in to become a UFO expert, a Diploma you can take, an apprenticeship you can take? After passing all five stars at McDonald’s, do they promote you to UFO expert…?
What were left with is probably an individual who has probably watched too many X-files shows, owns his own re-mastered digitally enhanced Star Wars collection…
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