No one’s going to advertise for a vacancy whereby they require someone with a ‘bad sense of humour’ or ‘no sense of humour’ are they?
It’s probably me. In fact, I’m sure if you ask the right people, it definitely is me, but how come trying to fall in ‘love’ becomes nigh on impossible the older you get?
I mean, it’s like the single most beautiful experience you can ever feel in your life and yet trying to find someone to share it with is like trying to arm wrestle an Octopus.
So, in no particular order, and for no particular reason, once upon a time, this happened :
So, I decided to test drive one of those new automated Google smart cars you see driving about these days. Well, to be perfectly honest I haven’t actually seen one as such, I read a story online recently and figured there must be quite a few about though. Chances are I wouldn’t be able to…
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Finally… The story I’ve been dreaming of, the changing point in mankind’s perception of the universe, the concept that we are not alone… Life in outer space! “Aliens have hijacked a NASA spacecraft and are using it to try to contact earth, a UFO expert has…
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If you’re like me, you’re one many people who similarly just can’t get enough of learning. However things were very different when I was younger. At school I was one of the class fools, always looking for a way to help…
To keep me sane and to allow me the chance to slowly integrate into my new home, I started writing.
Not because I’m a writer, I’m not, I consider myself as nothing more than a lunatic with a keyboard, but because I wanted to share some of the experiences that people like myself experience when they move abroad, I somehow found solace in expressing myself in anyway I could.
V – Vajazzle.
If you even know what this word is, you’re already on shaky ground…
We don’t waste time stereotyping, categorizing or racially differentiating others when sometimes a simple ‘he didn’t pass the duchy to the left hand side’ is enough to gouge their eyes out with a spoon.
So, Top ten lists. Obviously I have to include my own otherwise this wouldn’t be a fair and impartial article and like too many other on-line wonders of modern literature, wouldn’t claim to be anything other than bordering on the absurd and leaning heavily towards the ridiculous.
So, WTF, people killing themselves for the hope of 72 virgins!?
Technically the equivalent of 72 blind dates. . .
Who the f*ck wants that nightmare!?
You’d think my blood has a best before date interwoven into it on a molecular level.