No one’s going to advertise for a vacancy whereby they require someone with a ‘bad sense of humour’ or ‘no sense of humour’ are they?
We don’t waste time stereotyping, categorizing or racially differentiating others when sometimes a simple ‘he didn’t pass the duchy to the left hand side’ is enough to gouge their eyes out with a spoon.
And out on the plains the wind dances with itself, no partner for a friend,
No lover leading by the hand, no romance in sight but the long dark of night.
You’ll never take me alive, and if you do, I’ll only be wearing one sock.
So bite me…
If ‘apostrophe’s’ and ‘your/you’re’ give you enough self entitlement and validation to become a complete cock, then really, you have far more worrying societal concerns than any language issue other people may have…
So, to those I know, friends, family, strangers, facebook and online trolls the world over, if it’s your birthday now or at anytime in the next 365 days, congratulations. It can only mean one thing :
As my experiences with women continue, I can only assume one of two outcomes may prevail in the near to distant future…
I turn gay and adopt.
Or, I lobotimise the right woman on the first date
It’s one thing to be trusted, it’s another to deserve it.
Music for the soul, as the morning chorus breaks…
What people chose to look for can easily be exposed to predetermined societal influence depending upon the person, some enjoy the whole stereotypical marketing of an idea, others resist and seek their own interpretation, and some chose to ignore social convention and marry a tree.
It’s probably me. In fact, I’m sure if you ask the right people, it definitely is me, but how come trying to fall in ‘love’ becomes nigh on impossible the older you get?
I mean, it’s like the single most beautiful experience you can ever feel in your life and yet trying to find someone to share it with is like trying to arm wrestle an Octopus.
So, in no particular order, and for no particular reason, once upon a time, this happened :
So, I decided to test drive one of those new automated Google smart cars you see driving about these days. Well, to be perfectly honest I haven’t actually seen one as such, I read a story online recently and figured there must be quite a few about though. Chances are I wouldn’t be able to…